We’ve always been leery of the boring, idiotic world of Josh Ozersky (and the numerous incarnations of his online bullshit), but a video segment from The Soup was difficult to resist. As you might expect, Ozersky— a "clueless, overbloated, publicist-indentured, sycophant[ic]" blogger— was in fact pilloried by No Reservations (and subsequently, The Soup), a cringe-inducing event publicized by Ozersky’s food blogger peers and former colleagues. (All of Ozersky’s blog entries read like interminable clueless, overbloated, publicist-indentured, sycophantic pontifications tapped out by the jittery, chubby fingers of a man who can’t wait to get his hands on his next donut-bacon-cheeseburger). We include it here entirely for purposes of education: Remember, if you’re a trite, pathetic, snooze-inducing dweebshit, don’t go on national television.
This just in, from Juan Andres Garcia:
"That was taken at 44th St and 6th Ave at the southeast corner sewer. Yes, those are eels, and yes, they are real. Actually, three slithered out…"
Umm… Yum? Uh, excuse me, I have to go and vomit now.
Hey, how’d you like to take a tour through the gorgeous home of former nightlife superstar Athena Calderone? I thought so! OK, here ya go:
:)
Don’t mention it!
Rosario Dawson at Tuesday night BonBon hosted by Kenny Kenny and Susanne Bartsch at Juliet Supper Club.
• See also (earlier): "SPOTTED: (Volume 20)"
* With special thanks to Kenny Kenny
• Tuesday, February 9, 2010. 8:00PM – Nelly, chillin’ (and coddling babies) at the crowning of Miss AppleBottoms 2010 in Amsterdam, The Netherlands.*
• Tuesday, February 23, 2010. 11:30PM – Rosario Dawson chatting with Kenny Kenny at the Tuesday night weekly Bon Bon party (hosted by Kenny Kenny and Susanne Bartsch) at Juliet Supper Club.
• Saturday, February 20, 2010. 4:30PM – Russell Brand and Katy Perry strolling down West Houston near Greene St. in SoHo.
*With special thanks to Jenise Uehara
hey did we mention it’s fashion week ?
betsey johnson with kelly osbourne narciso rodriguez @ boomboom patrick mcmullan ric pipino boom boom room wyclef jean for donna karan patti smith for LnA + MAC @ Milk
**with many thanks to ricardo garcia
Hey, is it me, or is this feeling like the longest Fashion Week ever?!
Chadwick Bell by Natalie Kates for the stylecurator.com.
OMG, you’re not going to believe it – it’s still Fashion Week. Can’t ya just die?
The Rouge Coco Chanel party at The Mark Hotel.
**With many thanks to Patrick McMullan and Shala Monroque.
Yeah, guess what – it’s still Fashion Week.
The Ford Models party at Rose Bar
**With thanks to Ricardo Garcia
Yup, it’s Fashion Week all week.
GQ and the CFDA at the "Best New Menswear Designers" for 2010 Celebration – by Natalie Kates for stylecurator.com
Yup, it’s Fashion Week.
The Paradise Garage collection by Patricia Field with the Keith Haring Foundation – hosted by Susanne Bartsch and Kenny Kenny
OK OK, this one goes out to the sudden massive influx of Scandinavians around here! We know what you’re looking for.
Coming soon: Euro Gap the Movie
Go, Heikki Sorsa! We love you!
:)
See also (earlier):
• SPOTTED: Heikki Sorsa and Paris Hilton…
• Homegirl Meets Coolest Dude Ever
Are we tired of hearing about Indochine’s 25th Anniversary party yet?
Never!
N E V V V E R R R ….!
:)
See also:
• SPOTTED: Indochine’s 25th Anniversary
• Video: Indochine’s 25th Birthday
The bar/restaurant at the hotel, Mama Shelter, in the 20th Arrondissement in Paris. - James Mielke
All of the rooms in this Philipe Starck-designed hotel are equipped with the new iMacs. And they’re set up so that you can take a picture of yourself, e-mail it to yourself, and also allow the hotel to use it. It is then displayed on one of the many monitors they have spread around the hotel, in the restaurant, on their website, and in your room (if you choose ‘photo book’). Pretty cool feature for your exhibitionist self. - James Mielke
The carousel near The Louvre - James Mielke
my favorite view of notre dame… a bit of snow this day - Steve Lew
outside my door in the 14th arrondissement - Steve Lew
contrescarpe square, 5th arrondissement, paris- it’s snowing - Steve Lew
A concerned reader just wrote in to point out where we were remiss.
“…Love your site… but you forgot one picture from the Standard staff Xmas party… lol…”
You’re absolutely right, dear reader! Thank you! Who says the holidays are over? They’re over when we say they’re over. The gifts just keep on coming…
:)
***Earlier: “Celebrate the holidays… with the staff of The Standard Hotel”
“My Week Off” by former NYC Maitre d’ / Doorperson extraordinaire, Natalie “Paris” Kates.
Hmmp. Show off.
= "personne extraordinaire"