Question from the inbox: "Would you classify this as an "F&F"?
Answer: Sometimes!
No OK, seriously though— that may not be an "F&F," but it sure is an LOL!
We present it here "entirely for purposes of education": Remember, if you’re a hungry, belligerent, idiotic dumbass, keep on walking and get your burrito someplace else, lest you get smacked upside your stupid head with an aluminum folding chair.
[Blockheads. Oh, the irony.]
Happy Unoffiical Start of Summer! It is now time to [un]officially stop whining about the interminable cold and gloom and start bitching about the unbearable heat and humidity! Hooray!
Or— you can cool off for a minute with this (and umm, a RedBull®, I guess).
[Did we say "See you Tuesday"? We lied; we're still on vacation. See you tomorrow.]
:)
**See also (earlier):
• Homegirl Meets Coolest Dude Ever
• Euro Gap
• SPOTTED: [Volume 15]
As you’re probably well aware by now (or more likely, soon will be), occasionally PX This receives ‘fan letters’ and/or encouraging e-mails from people who love the book, inquiring as to why it hasn’t yet been made into "a movie" or "HBO series." Well, I’m right there with you, Mary!
I, Vanilla Ice, longtime PX This fanatic and current part-time PX This blogger / contributor, would also like to know when the hell everyone is going to get their shit together already. Hey, Brian Grazer, get your face out of that chicken pot pie, and let’s make this happen! (Stop worrying about Graybee Baby; he’ll get over it!)
Look, I’ve even taken the liberty of assembling the perfect, awesome, award-winning Hollywood trailer. That’s 90% of the work done, right? I know— I watch Entourage.
You’re welcome, dude!
Oi! So, you think you know what’s what, what? Well, let yer ol’ chum Mark Baker tell you the bloody score, chap. This nightlife business isn’t all jolly good fun ‘n games, innit. This is serious bloody business; you’d be positively knackered and gobsmacked if you’d ever seen some of thing ‘e’s been through. Bloody bollocks, some of it! So, sit yer arse down and ‘ave a lesson. Or bugger off, slag!
Pip pip, cheerio and all that rot.
*See also (earlier):
• Mark Baker’s wedding to Vicky Andren
• PX This presents: The Travel Series
** And, for even more on Mark Baker, read PX This – The Revised Edition (and PX This Too – Coming Soon in the Summer of 2010)
If you’re as fabulous as you think you are, then this little cutie pie needs no introduction.
Her father, however, may need a baseball bat in just a few more years.
:)
***Featuring Belinda Becker and Willow Becker – with special thanks to LaRon Batchelor for shustir.com
HEY! Did you realize it’s Love Your Local Asian Month? Kiss Me, I’m Asian Month? Asian Heritage Awareness Month?! O.M.G!
Well, wouldn’t you kow we have just the thing that will help you truly appreciate those lovable little liebchens (or any other kind of Chens!).
Hit it, boys!
p.s. Did you even realize that these boys did this "viral" video thing all the way back in 2005? But the stupid, unoriginal white people didn’t pick it up until 2009? And the white people only got about 900,000 views, but the Chinese boys got over 4.5 MILLION views?!
Go, Asians!
:)
*See also (earlier):
Jonny Cruz performing for Heartthrobs&Friends at The Hammerstein Ballroom.
To hear more music from former F&B/Nightlife Superstar, Jonny Cruz, visit ReverbNation.
It’s Friday! Hooray!
Here, have a laugh. You could probably use one.
:)
Just released in theatres – March 5, 2010. Yay!
Watch Brooklyn’s Finest, starring Richard Gere, Don Cheadle, Ethan Hawke, Wesley Snipes and of course, NYC nightlife superstar, Wass Stevens. Check out the official trailer (see if you can spot the temporarily revamped LaEsquina!)
* See also (earlier): " DON CHEADLE and WESLEY SNIPES… at LaEsquina"
Fashion Week is Over? Oh yeah, that’s right, I slept right through it. Darn.
Well… huh… but it’s my turn to blog today. Now what am I gonna do? ‘Cause… I had this great… ahem… Fashion video I wanted to share. Y’know… in honor of… ahem… Fashion Week! ‘Cause…uh… right now it’s Fashion Week in… uh… Italy! Yeah! So there! I mean, sure, technically it’s a 2009… ahem… Fashion video, but… uh… there’s nothing wrong with honoring the uh… Classics! Yeah, that’s it!
No? Well… did I mention it’s my turn to blog today? That means I got the keys, and I’m driving on this autostrada. So sit back, relax and enjoy the ride. I’ll even… uh… take the… uh… "top" off for you… ahem…
From the e-mail inbox:
"O MAH GAH I WAS JUST CLEANING MY APT AND I CAME ACROSS UR BOOK AND STARTED LEAFING THRU IT…. GAAH HOW DID I FORGET U KNOW MAXWELL??? I AM A HUGE HUGE HUGE FAN BUT I GUESS IT WAS AFTER I READ UR BOOK…. DID YOU SEE HIM ON THE GRAMMY’S?!?!?! AMAZING… I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OMFG….!!!!"
Yeah, we saw him on the Grammy Awards. But, thanks for the reminder!
:)
(We love him, too.)
I know, you’re bored, right? Me too.
Here, play with this:
Fuggedabboudit, that’s what we’re here for.
Just a little teaser trailer for Big Chief, a project by your friends, Tim Naylor and Zainab Jah.
click here! —> Big Chief <— click here! (Quicktime required – free download)
:)
= "personne extraordinaire"